I do not typically get on my soap box about much, but this semester I
have a group project in a class that is so intricate and involved that
it makes me want to scream! So I composed a poem to the group project
and the professors who so willfully assign them.
An Ode to Group Project
By Quentin Savwoir
Group project, group project
How you bring such joy.
How being paired with complete strangers
Who do not share my same work ethic
Brings me a euphoria that words can't express.
Your inherent imbalance is especially joyous.
Being the lonesome soul, in your company,
When, indeed, it should be shared
Is, what I imagine, being a single parent is like.
I wish professors assigned you more, Group Project
Clearly they do not understand how we adore thee.
How the very sound of your name
Or reading of your presence in a course syllabus
Tie our stomachs into knots
Or cause that collective harmonious
"Ugh" (sigh)
In any class.
Maybe professors don't assign you more Group Project
Because they think we have other classes
And can't give you the time you deserve and require.
Perhaps they think we would whether work alone and
Be accountable for ourselves,
But surely they could not think this the case
For we live in a collectivists society.
Oh, Group Project
Perhaps one day we shall become better acquainted
But until then
These words, for you.
/qms/
PS.
I am not an English major, nor do I fancy myself a creative writer. I
just wanted to express myself in an artistic and expressive while maintaining a level of tact. Additionally, I understand that working in groups is part of the Jesuit tradition of cooperative learning, but geez the group project that inspired this poem is so incredibly extra (code work for way too much!).